When you think of history, I’m sure your mind immediately thinks “dusty scrolls and ancient ruins”. However, history goes beyond scrolls and ruins; it’s full of drama, flair, and moments that make you go, “Wait, what?” So, if you thought history class was boring, buckle up.
History is full of royal scandals, courtyard debacles, and everyday oddities that are equal parts fascinating and bizarre. Here are five captivating tales from the past that prove truth really is stranger than fiction.
- The Dancing Plague of 1518
It’s crazy, I know, but can you imagine seeing strangers boogying to an invisible tune in the heat of the afternoon sun? You would probably think they were crazy or were off their meds. However, this really happened in the summer of 1518, when residents of Strasbourg (now France) were struck by a mysterious compulsion to dance. The dance sesh was officially kicked off by a woman known as Frau Troffea, who mysteriously began to twist, turn, and maybe do a little bit of salsa. Most people probably just laughed at her and thought, ‘there goes crazy Frau, ‘ but by the end of the week, dozens more had joined. There was no music and no breaks, just relentless and involuntary throw downs so intense that people danced themselves to death. The cause behind these captivating tales is still heavily debated by historians. Some think it was the result of mass hysteria, ergot poisoning, or even a curse. Whatever it was, it’s safe to say this was the original flash mob gone terribly wrong.
- Empress Wu Zetian
Move over, Cleopatra. Wu Zhao, also known as Empress Wu Zetian, was the only female emperor in all of Chinese history. Empress Wu didn’t just break the glass ceiling but shattered it with an imperial decree. You can call her the Amazon of Amazonians, who rose up from a concubine to an empress during the Tang Dynasty. Empress Wu reigned with intelligence, ruthlessness (no kidding, she even offed her daughter for the sake of ambition), with a dash of political drama (i.e. falsely accusing the then empress as a murderer, killing a fellow concubine simply because she didn’t like her, and even pupetered the emperor and her sons) Empress Wu was definitely on a roll. Her ambition was so great that she decided to become emperor and conferred herself the title of “Holy and Divine Emperor” and established the Zhou Dynasty. Her reign was controversial, but undeniably powerful. She was a true queen in every sense.
- The Cadaver Synod
You might be wondering what the Cadaver Synod is. Well, it was a time in history, 897 CE to be exact, where Pope Steven VI had his predecessor, Pope Formosus, exhumed and put on trial. Yes, this really happened, and no, I am not talking about figuratively taking someone to court. Dear Sir Pope Steven VI had such a deep grudge that he dug out the corpse, propped it up on a throne, dressed it in papal robes, and proceeded to dish out various criminal allegations. Yeah, a corpse would definitely not be able to answer questions, so a Deacon was dubbed the mouthpiece. Pope Formosus was found guilty, his election as pope was declared invalid, and his fingers of consecration were cut off. Even worse, he was given a subpar burial and later was yeeted into the Tiber River. Church politics sure were wild back then.
- The Sweet, Sticky Chaos of the Great Molasses Flood
In 1919, on an unsuspecting afternoon in Boston, a storage tank filled with Molasses burst, unleashing the ire of a 25-foot wave of stickiness through the city at 35 mph. What would you even be able to do in such a situation? Grab an umbrella? Hide under a car? I can assure you that none of that would have worked. Buildings were flattened, horses were swept away, and 21 people tragically lost their lives in this sticky chaos. It might sound like a cartoon, but this really did happen. Locals even claimed you could still smell molasses on hot days for decades, imagine that!
- Cleopatra’s Perfume Factory
Cleopatra is one of the most famous female leaders in history. Not only did she have a sharp political mind, but she was also a well-known business mogul. Archaeologists recently uncovered what they believe to be her personal perfume factory in Egypt. The scents? Rich, spicy, and very long-lasting (I could use some of that). The perfumes were claimed to be so long-lasting that scientists have been able to analyze the ingredients and recreate what they believe to be the scent of Cleopatra. That’s thousands of years ago, and one can only imagine how strongly scented they were during Cleo’s time; probably had to wear hazmasks to be able to breathe in her presence. I guess it’s a good thing that researchers can recreate such scents. I sure would love to be able to order me some “Eau de Cleopatra.” That would definitely be a signature scent!
History Is the Ultimate Storybook
These captivating tales remind us that history isn’t just about dates and battles but also about people, choices, and the wonderfully weird things they did. Whether it is dancing to invisible tunes or navigating a tsunami dessert, history is full of stories that deserve a second look and maybe even a Netflix series.
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